- Some kids get mom's skin... some kids get dad's skin... use sunscreen generously because you don't know til it is too late who has what skin.
- Rat poop is bigger than mouse poop
- Rats eat bigger things than mice do and leave evidence they have participated in eating.
- Ants do not need food to survive. Baby wipes containers suffice as a water source I suppose.
- If it is your anniversary, don't expect to be able to do anything special as a couple.
- Children can out push-up their parents. Rather... their mother
- a BIG chest makes for more difficult pushups. I am not talking about buff pecs either.
- 3 year old girls are not always afraid of spiders.
- Maintanance will always have something stupid to say.
- Some grapes in the bag are better than others. When you have a bowlful that aren't your favorite ones, just dump them randomly in the refrigerator and get more. Nobody will notice. It is ok... really... it is.
- When you get all the dishes done in the house it doesn't mean you have to go and make 2 more loads of dishes. Just because there is an empty sink, it doesnt scream "FILL ME!"
- It only takes 3 days for someone to deliver an item to your house. And then, they aren't going to show up when they say they are going to.
- Sea Monkeys will always be around to bother the heck out of me and amuse the children thoroughly. (WHY do I have to grow these things again?!)
- My camera... I hate it. I think you already all know this.
- People will lie out their arse to get you to buy a vehicle even if they are family.
- Never buy a vehicle from someone who is even remotely related to you (THANK GOD we didnt follow through on that)
- It will take you 4 hours to fill up a whole bunch of water balloons and only 4 minutes to wreck them all. In the meantime, you will get hit with one.. and only one... making it look like you have urinated yourself.
OK.... I might add to this... but.. I TAG JAIME, ERICA, MONICA, AND FARM FRESH JESSICA IF YOU MAKE IT OVER HERE....
4 comments:
Nice. I had to laugh at the water ballon lesson. Way funny. Same with the push up w/big chest. I hear you there! Geez, now I have to think about what I have learned.... that might take awhile!!!
Your dishes lesson is my life! at home and work :) I'm heading to Vermont with AJ at 3am so I'm sure I'll have alot to write about when I get back...probably not leaving at 3am with an almost 3 month old will top the list :)
I'm not sure I can think of anything...I'll put it on my to-do list!
your list is great!
OMG...I'm so damn boring compared to you and Ali! I couldn't ever create such an awesome "lessons learned" list. Rock on!
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