Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The Most Disgusting Place on Earth...

I am sure you have ALL been to the most disgusting place on earth. It is one of the places most parents try to avoid at ALL costs.... We only go for one purpose... typically... well, maybe for 2 reasons....

#1. A birthday party

#2 A school fundraiser.



Well... today... the reason we walked through the gates of hell was because of a birthday party.



It was all going well enough. It was NOT busy at all... which was a BONUS! The food was probably not cooked all the way but it was cooked enough that it wasnt too repulsive. The kids were having a great time. Kiley was enjoying the company of some of her classroom friends outside of the walls of Pre-K. Her little "boyfriend" was there. They had a cute photo taken together....



The baby ate his food. Toddled around with another little boy looking at animated objects on the room... and then his big sister decided it was time for him to brave the other side of the building.... at first everything was perfectly innocent. Then.... she decided she would bring him into a whole new realm...



THE TUBES!!!! HOW FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...



OR NOT!!!!!!!!!!


NOT when your child returns to you and you notice the bottom of his pant leg is SOAKING wet. WITH WHAT?! It is NOT from his diaper. It is not from his fruit punch. I reach out.. and touch the wetness... I slowly reach my now wet fingers to my nose and smell... GOOD LORD... the STENCH.. of URINE.... ON MY hand!

ON MY SON's PANTS!!!! FREAKING DISGUSTING.... I immediately rip his clothing off of him in the middle of HELL.... I DONT CARE what people see at that point.. the urine is NOT his... the urine is NOT any of my other kids. The smell was SO potent. I wiped him off with baby wipes, put other clothing on him. I then bring myself and Ashley who has informed me her clothing ALSO got wet to the bathroom to wash our hands... and... lo and behold NO SOAP... ARE YOU KIDDING ME... we could only manage to get small drips of it out. On my way out of the bathroom I inform a worker at this pit of a place that there was urine in the tubes... She took my information and did NOTHING with it... kids continued to stomp around in the tubes... looking at their unknowing parents.... NOBODY entered the tubage to go and clean it up... a bleach solution would have been nice!! Kiley informs me she noticed the wet spots in the yellow car and could see the footprints coming from the puddle... but she didnt step in it. THE icing on THAT cake is that the kids have splashed in the puddle with either socks or bare feet as you are supposed to take your shoes off when you enter the tubes.


I feel so gross. I feel gross for my children. I feel disgusted with a place I was already disgusted with... and I have only had my disgust of this place confirmed. When I arrived home I emailed the company to let them know about my experience and my disdain for how the situation was handled. Ewwww... the kids all had baths upon entering our home... I wish I could have tossed bleach on them as they showered. Gross. Gross. Gross. I am desperately waiting for them to send me a reply. More needs to be done with these places where kids are concerned. So many illnesses are spread to begin with... nevermind the kids having to slip around in someone else's bodily excretions. Eww... shoot me. I hate this place.


I am sure you have all guessed where the disgusting happenings happened.... blech. blech. blech.









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